more genius…

Stephen: [on being shown Abraham Lincoln's hat] Forget about the Secret Service, where was the fashion police?

Stephen: I tell you what: you ever see me wearing a hat like that, shoot me.

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Stephen: [on Abraham Lincoln's projected IQ] So it is possible that he actually shot himself in the head, while he was trying to comb his hair with a gun.

Colbert Genius

“And don’t think you’re off the hook, voters, you’re the ones who made this bed. Now you’re the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody’s high! You know what, I’ve had it! You people don’t deserve a Republican majority! I quit!” -Stephen Colbert.

cutiee faaaces

lovieees.

ABBA

JUST ONE LOOK 

and I can hear a bell ring
one more look
and I forget everythingMAMMA MIA, here I go again
my, my, how can I resist you
mamma mia, does it show again
my, my, just how much I’ve missed you
yes, I’ve been broken-hearted
blue since the day we parted
why, why did I ever let you go……

 

 

hahaha…I miss you coll

cough.cough.[words after words is cuter than words before words] cough.cough.